Hey San Francisco! I don’t think we’re ready for the motherfucking chaos that’s going to pop off at BLOW UP tomorrow night. Jeffrey Paradise himself told me this party is going to be “Nutrageous,” which I can only interpret as meaning it’s going to be like outrageous with our clothes off.

But whatever: what was I saying? Oh, right: BLOW UP is going to take us there, where ever it is we want to be, BLOW UP will give it to us: nice-and-slow or hard-and-fast, all-night-long or just a quick in-and-out.

So what kind of mix can I possibly recommend for when we’re getting ready for this crazy shit? More importantly, what in the hell are we going to wear? My only suggestion: I’m going to dress like Sigue Sigue Sputnik. Check them out:

Outerspace road warrior semi-trannies on crack: Now that is seriously a good look. Tease that hair up a foot, and come work it with us wonderful freaks!

Okay, so, this is the damn mix to listen to when we’re getting ready:

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I’m not going to lie to you: this mix is a giant mess of fantastic shit. It’s got more cussing in the first minute than anything else I’ve ever heard, has some of the stupidest track selections imaginable, and it’s just fucking shameless when it comes to the played-out mash-ups (The Jackson’s “ABC” vs. Paradise City? WTF is wrong with them). But yo: this mix is WONDERFUL, it’s insane, and it’s exactly the drug we need to get our minds blown before we even arrive at BLOW UP on Friday. Let’s do ourselves a favor and hoover it up.

Also, for Friday night, let’s not forget our BLOW UP first aid kit: sunglasses (for the morning after), lip gloss, a band aide, $1.50 in coins, bottle of water, 2 chick’o’sticks, ipod, digital camera, 5 brass cleaning rods, extra socks, a rubber band, one unknown item and some handy wipes!
HOES UP, BLOW UP, GET DOWN!

Here’s the tracklisting, if you’re nasty:
01 jimbalaya – outroduction to saturday
02 elton john – saturday night’s alright (for fighting)
03 dj schmolli – mash me amadeus
04 dj topcat – don’t stop the old school
05 jumbling towers – pure jew
06 radio van bowlski skit 09
07 divide & kreate – illiterate city
08 quannum – i changed my mind (changed my style mix)
09 rick springfield – jessies girl (dj topcat’s miami bass remix)
10 dr. dre – the next episode (instrumental)
11 nas – hip hop is dead (feat. will.i.am)
12 radio van bowlski skit 10
13 the rolling stones – doo doo doo doo doo (heartbreaker)
14 three dog night – shambala
15 1200 hobos skit (the republican party re-edit)
16 rusty bryant – fire eater
17 code 415 – executive control
18 dropkick murphys – the gauntlet
19 nofx – seeing double at the triple rock
20 radio van bowlski skit 11
21 cornelius brothers – treat her like a lady
22 bad company – shooting star
23 george harrison – what is life
24 jimbalaya – tweaked blow (djaw – wall of coke scratch-a-thon)
25 radio van bowlski skit 12
26 flobots – handlebars (dj shadow remix)
27 daryl hall and john oates – she’s gone
28 the caveman chronicles – episode two (edit)